I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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