he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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