If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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