ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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