I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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