You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Someone signed my nipple.
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