Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
accomplished twins. life is a go
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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