Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I have feelings that need drinking.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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