Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Fuck me I smell like cheese
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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