can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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