Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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