That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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