you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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