jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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