I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I'm just crazy horny about you
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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