What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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