My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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