He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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