you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Bring me that man meat
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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