I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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