my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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