It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
