Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
BRING THE BAGELS
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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