Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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