I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
