? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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