What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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