i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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