We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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