Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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