My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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