We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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