whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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