I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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