Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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