Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Randomize
