69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
My ass is underappreciated
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
