remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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