It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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