yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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