dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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