Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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