he wants to bone in the snuggie
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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