Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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