I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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