yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Is Oprah even human
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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