ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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