He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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