she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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