love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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