new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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