he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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