hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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